Health And Hygiene Enthusiast Pillows

Criminal Germs

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Dogs shaving

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

Wash your hands

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'Do you Joan, promise to love, cherish and make sure John takes his cholesterol lowering medication every day?'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Spring Cleaning

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

A day in the life of a dish sink

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."