Hygiene Enthusiast Pillows

Bob Dylan gets an electric toothbrush

"To play it safe, I've stopped shaking hands and hugging."

"Be honest with me. Do I have bad breath?"

'I've changed my mind about becoming a doctor. . . you have to wash your hands too often!'

MRSA Risk.

In the interests of hygiene, please use the tongs provided

'Have you washed your hands?'

"Anybody here know where the washrooms are?"

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

Germ Away.

"Did You Wash Your Hands?"

'It's not wallpaper Maury. it's MOLD!'

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

Please wash hands before using hand sanitizer

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

Sign over washroom sink: All Employees: Wash your hands, wipe that stupid grin off your face.

Employees must wear hair nets.

'It's a guest tooth brush!!! You're not the only guest we've ever had, Dale!'

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"

Wash hands after using towel

"Cleaning the fridge weekly instead of monthly is a very good idea."

"Forgot to brush my teeth."

"I hope he washed his hands."

Old Man Cutting Toenails.

Wash Hands After Every Business Deal

'That's sure a funny lookin' sandwich bag!'

'Why is there a tube of toothpaste in my box of hemorrhoidal cream??'

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"You didn't need to wash your hands?"

Practice Bug Control this Season.

"...I'd like my piece of cake removed before the birthday boy blows his germs all over it."

'This table cloth is filthy.' - 'Remember, we have been open since 1996.'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Greay spoon - Eat now, pay later!

Acme Deodorant.