Hygiene Fanatic Pillows

Being an extreme germaphobe, Philip tended tended to startle people when he met them.

'This hospital certainly takes cleanliness seriously.'

'Brian's decided to reduce his carbolic foot-print.'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

For men who suffer from split-stream.

That soap in your bathroom smells great. What soap? The bar by the sink. I washed my face with it. Oh no. That's not face soap. That's body wash soap. Something it happening I don't understand. Have you now shame?

Claw Machine.

'We can't stop here for a picnic, you know I need to find a stream to wash my food...'

"Og call it roll-on."

"What the hell's in this shampoo?"

'Has the font been swabbed for MRSA'

'Yes, it looks great, but you do know that, technically we'll still share the same water. Not to mention, we can still see you when you go in there!'

"I heard the virus can be destroyed by alcohol and soap and water."

"That one's for sap. This is hand sanitizer."

Hand Sanitizer

"Hand gel... hand gel..."

Moses separating his Laundry.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Whack-a-molecule

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Hand sanitizer

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

The new global mantra flag for the future

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Wash your hands

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"