Hygiene Devotee Pillows

The Water Cure.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Whack-a-molecule

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

The new global mantra flag for the future

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

Wash your hands

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

Criminal Germs

'Glass of hot water please, I want to wash the cutlery'

A day in the life of a dish sink

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria