Health And Hygiene Pillows

'Not really the kind of cafe culture we were hoping to find.'

Rat with a suggestion for a messy kitchen.

"Rodent droppings? Hey! We were wondering where they'd got to!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

2021

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

What the Doctor Ordered

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'Well, well, well...'

Lactose Intolerant

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"Your contents have shifted."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol