Hygiene Curious Pillows

'No offence, but I'd like to enlighten you about your breath.'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

The Cougher

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Loofah Lady

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Humans are strange."

Hand sanitizer

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Wash your hands

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'