Hygiene Curious Mugs

'No offence, but I'd like to enlighten you about your breath.'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

The Cougher

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

"Humans are strange."

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

Loofah Lady

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Hand sanitizer

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

Wash your hands

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

Soap Versus Coronavirus

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."