Hygiene Highlight Pillows

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

The Cougher

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

The Brothers Grime

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Whack-a-molecule

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Loofah Lady

"Humans are strange."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Hand sanitizer

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

The new global mantra flag for the future

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

Wash your hands

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"