Home Hygiene Enthusiasts Gifts

'Wash your hands, eat your peas, go to bed... there's too much regulation!'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'But you said to clean my room.'

Wash your hands

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

A day in the life of a dish sink

Criminal Germs

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

Cinderella mopping up

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."

Wash hand before making sound of one hand clapping.

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"