Sanitation Skeptics Gifts

''Earn our bread by the sweat of our brow'? -- is that sanitary?'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Hand sanitizer

Safety Barriers

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"Tarzan hate frivolous lawsuits."

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

Department of Sanitation: In Bin and Out Bin.

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

"No thanks. I'm a junk food cleanse this week."

Hand Sanitiser

Transmission of the Coronavirus

Baby boom expected due to corona

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

"This looks like more fun than taking a bath."

"As part of the new environmental policy management want us to introduce a paperless office, and this is how they want us to do it."

"Tommy! Use your hanky."

"Any chance you could hit that with a sanitary wipe first?"

"Oh, my. . . Billy is so cute!"

"Note to Bruce in engineering... forget the wheel, invent the DAMN toilet!"

"Your food will be out as soon as we clean up from the chef's little bout with food poisoning."

This toilet is thoroughly cleaned once a week. Sadly it's tomorrow.

Hole Foods

Welcome to Mrs Mugs guide to dieting

Covid Secure Olympics

Before the invention of toilet paper.

"At first I thought it was cool that my mom kept wanting me to test her phone to see if it was waterproof. Now I know it was just a way to get me to take showers."

"Note to Bruce in engineering... forget the wheel, invent the d*mn toilet!"

Fred never knew what he'd find when cleaning port-a-potties after a rock concert.

'She hates getting her feet wet.'

"So what if we don't have a computer...at least we have a website."

"Hello, Ministry of Propaganda..."

Nobody told James that the five second rule didn't apply in their line of work,

Man at the hairdressers concerned about sanitation

... And then accountability reared its ugly head!