Hygiene Hater Gifts

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

The Cougher

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

You have the worst spring breath.

Wash your hands

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

A day in the life of a dish sink

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

Wash hand before making sound of one hand clapping.

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'