Hazard Hater Gifts

Looking for a fun way to express disdain for hazards? Our hazard hater collection offers humorous and thoughtful products suitable for safety skeptics. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, these items make a clever statement. Celebrate cautiousness or a humorous avoidance of danger with our unique designs that resonate with hazard haters. Ideal for those who prefer safety over risk but still love a good laugh.

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"Don't worry...with his swing, this is the safest place to stand."

"Don't worry...with his swing, this is the safest place to stand." mockup

"Don't worry...with his swing, this is the safest place to stand."

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Too much cilantro

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'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?' mockup

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

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'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.' mockup

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

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Portrait sweating above a fireplace mockup

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

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'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...' mockup

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

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Confucius say: shut up.

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"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages." mockup

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

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Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.

Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy. mockup

Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.

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'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?' mockup

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

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No one liked working the red-eye shift. mockup

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

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"I admit - as papercuts go it's quite a serious one."

"I admit - as papercuts go it's quite a serious one." mockup

"I admit - as papercuts go it's quite a serious one."

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'Are you OK Justin? You don't look very well.'

'Are you OK Justin? You don't look very well.' mockup

'Are you OK Justin? You don't look very well.'

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'So, Bill! What do you think my chances are of moving into supervisory position?'

'So, Bill! What do you think my chances are of moving into supervisory position?' mockup

'So, Bill! What do you think my chances are of moving into supervisory position?'

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"This is the worst parade ever."

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"Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the heat..."

"Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the heat..." mockup

"Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the heat..."

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"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!" mockup

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

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Man at Medical Waste conference says - 'Hello?'

Man at Medical Waste conference says - 'Hello?' mockup

Man at Medical Waste conference says - 'Hello?'

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'Just like nature, I abhor a vacuum - especially when I'm working!'

'Just like nature, I abhor a vacuum - especially when I'm working!' mockup

'Just like nature, I abhor a vacuum - especially when I'm working!'

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"He was a firm believer in rolling up his sleeves."

"He was a firm believer in rolling up his sleeves." mockup

"He was a firm believer in rolling up his sleeves."

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'That's the plan then, gang. We all move in with Bruno on bath nights!'

'That's the plan then, gang. We all move in with Bruno on bath nights!' mockup

'That's the plan then, gang. We all move in with Bruno on bath nights!'

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Pre-emptive strike against brussels sprouts.

Pre-emptive strike against brussels sprouts. mockup

Pre-emptive strike against brussels sprouts.

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'And to think I worried about safe sex.'

'And to think I worried about safe sex.' mockup

'And to think I worried about safe sex.'

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"These? From shampoo testing? No it's the weirdest thing I'm really suffering with hayfever this year."

"These? From shampoo testing? No it's the weirdest thing I'm really suffering with hayfever this year." mockup

"These? From shampoo testing? No it's the weirdest thing I'm really suffering with hayfever this year."

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'It's heaven... but the music here sucks.'

'It's heaven... but the music here sucks.' mockup

'It's heaven... but the music here sucks.'

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"Where are the fire exits?"

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Hazards ALWAYS exist!...

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Golfer hits a plane on his drive. mockup

Golfer hits a plane on his drive.

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Eyes Open!...

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'Let's make a big End-Of-The-World-party! Hey, we wouldn't even have to clear the mess up the next day!'

'Let's make a big End-Of-The-World-party! Hey, we wouldn't even have to clear the mess up the next day!' mockup

'Let's make a big End-Of-The-World-party! Hey, we wouldn't even have to clear the mess up the next day!'

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"Gawd, I hate these water hazards!!" mockup

"Gawd, I hate these water hazards!!"

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"There were only two things about Bryan that I simply could not stand - his breathing and is chewing."

"There were only two things about Bryan that I simply could not stand - his breathing and is chewing." mockup

"There were only two things about Bryan that I simply could not stand - his breathing and is chewing."

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'Since this sinkhole showed up, this is an easy par 3.'

'Since this sinkhole showed up, this is an easy par 3.' mockup

'Since this sinkhole showed up, this is an easy par 3.'

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Wax Museum - Please do not touch the thermostat.

Wax Museum - Please do not touch the thermostat. mockup

Wax Museum - Please do not touch the thermostat.

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"Now where was that oil, must remember to sort it before someone takes a tumble..."

"Now where was that oil, must remember to sort it before someone takes a tumble..." mockup

"Now where was that oil, must remember to sort it before someone takes a tumble..."

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Hazard Hater Gifts Collection

Hazard Hater Mugs

Discover more hazard hater-themed mugs that add a humorous twist to your coffee or tea routine—perfect for safety skeptics with a sense of humor.

Hazard Hater Pillows

Brighten up any space with hazard hater pillows featuring clever designs—ideal for safety-conscious humor at home or in the office.

Hazard Hater Prints

Browse our hazard hater art prints for a humorous touch to your decor. Perfect for safeties skeptics who love a good laugh.

Hazard Hater T-Shirts

Explore our hazard hater t-shirts and find the perfect witty statement piece for safety skeptics and hazard skeptics alike.