Hazard Connoisseur Gifts

Golfer hits a plane on his drive.

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

Spontaneous Kombucha

'Time to buy.'

Meowlzebub

Cheese Secret

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

allovertheplace.com

"You're afraid of what?"

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

"Renovating your bathroom?"

Revolving Doors Ltd. - 'He's in, out, in, out ...'

'Could you put a little more effort into that 'IN' box of yours?'

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.

Goldfish bowl leaking into the TV screen.

You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances.

"Uh-oh...I fear this means trouble at the stock exchange!"

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, Doctor scared by apples,

The appointed time

Clown Airbags.

Times of the day - Night.

"Here's Pollen!"

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

"You're so organized!"

"I like to come out here and watch planes sit on the tarmac for hours, then see everyone get kicked off and rebooked for tomorrow."

"It's not the heat or the humidity. It's the sulfur dioxide, hydrogen sulfide, non-methane hydrocarbons and sulfuric acid mist."

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