Scare Connoisseur Gifts

"Here's Pollen!"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Solar Frankenstein

Horror Stories.

Scary stuff

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

'Time to buy.'

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

"How was prom?"

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Back to school: The Horror,

"You're afraid of what?"

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

Young Stephen King

Happy New Ear!

'I hear they wrote their own vows.'

The Bride of Frankenstein