Scare Connoisseur Gifts

"Here's Pollen!"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Solar Frankenstein

Scary stuff

Horror Stories.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'Time to buy.'

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

"How was prom?"

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Back to school: The Horror,

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"You're afraid of what?"

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

Stephen King

Young Stephen King

Happy New Ear!

'I hear they wrote their own vows.'

The Horror Film Director.