Scare Enthusiast Gifts

Halloween 2008.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

Count Flatula

'NO communication cord?? Then count me out, Mister!'

"Hello?... No, I'm El Cucuy, the family boogeyman...the meanest, scariest creature on Earth! Who's this?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Dead Funny

Ghost School.

Chiller Theatre

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Solar Frankenstein

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Horror Stories.

Scary stuff

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Harry?... Is that you?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

"How was prom?"

"Don't go in there!!"

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

Back to school: The Horror,

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"