Scare Enthusiast Gifts

Halloween 2008.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

Count Flatula

'NO communication cord?? Then count me out, Mister!'

"Hello?... No, I'm El Cucuy, the family boogeyman...the meanest, scariest creature on Earth! Who's this?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Ghost School.

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Solar Frankenstein

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Horror Stories.

Scary stuff

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"How was prom?"

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Back to school: The Horror,