Fear Enthusiasts Gifts

Shipwreaked man rejecting desert island because of a spider

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Dead Funny

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Chiller Theatre

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Solar Frankenstein

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"How was prom?"

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Back to school: The Horror,

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"You're afraid of what?"

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

"Pencil eraser."

Young Stephen King

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Happy New Ear!

'I hear they wrote their own vows.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!