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Shipwreaked man rejecting desert island because of a spider

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Dead Funny

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Chiller Theatre

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Solar Frankenstein

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"How was prom?"

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"Don't go in there!!"

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

"You're afraid of what?"

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Back to school: The Horror,

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"Pencil eraser."

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

Stephen King

Young Stephen King

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Happy New Ear!