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Mouse Phobia

Phobia varietals for home pots

Snake / Spider Phobia!

'Shirley never had problems with spiders but cows just cracked her up.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Dog Nightmares

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

"Pencil eraser."

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

What's Their Secret?

I'm afraid of Chia Pets, doctor. Actually, Al, so am I. Either you're getting well, or I'm going nuts.

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

I just can't understand Ho9w anyone could be afraid of clowns.

Food chain.

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

"No, I'm scarier."

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

Death By Mattress

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

"Did I like it? It frightened me to death! I had to close my eyes four times, my stomach is in knots, and I'll probably have nightmares for a week!... I loved it!"

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

The Scream at the movie theater.

'Another nightmare, Billy? What genre - horror or thriller?'

Psychiatry. It's funny. You're a germaphobe and the last patient on that couch has a phobia about soap!

'Boy I freak out when slimy things touch my feet...'

'And why do you think you developed this overwhelming fear of couches?'

'I wish you had come in to see me sooner, before your phobia had started running wild.'