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"There was a bee."

Fear of the loud flush

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

The Smell of Fear

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Pencil eraser."

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

"Doctor, your client with the multiple personality disorder, is on lines one, two, three and four."

What's Their Secret?

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

'Mice escaped again@?'

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

"No, I'm scarier."

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'You get to see the countryside, meet interesting characters and relax traveling this way. Besides, I'm scared of flying.'

Death By Mattress

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

The Wheel of Life

"Really Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!"

"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

'Today our special guest is Pamela, who will be telling us what it's like to have an extreme fear of being in the dark. To protect her identity we've placed her in a darkened studio.'

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

"And finally, would you say your fear of crime has increased?"