Phobia Fighters Gifts

Dog Nightmares

"There was a bee."

Fear of the loud flush

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

The Smell of Fear

"Pencil eraser."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

'Mice escaped again@?'

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

I'm afraid of Chia Pets, doctor. Actually, Al, so am I. Either you're getting well, or I'm going nuts.

I just can't understand Ho9w anyone could be afraid of clowns.

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

"Doctor, your client with the multiple personality disorder, is on lines one, two, three and four."

What's Their Secret?

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

"No, I'm scarier."

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'You get to see the countryside, meet interesting characters and relax traveling this way. Besides, I'm scared of flying.'

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

Death By Mattress

I riry hay oey oo ah eh-eh! We'll never cure your fear of dentists if you keep talking like that.

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

The Wheel of Life

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."

"Really Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!"