Fear Fighters Gifts

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

Anxiety Clinic - Now Treating: Dow 26,000 phobias.

'Loose zips cause trips, Robert.'

'Yes, Doctor. I've been scared of spiders since childhood. Freaks me out just thinking about it.'

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

'I miss the good old days when all we had to fear was fear itself.'

Skiing.

Chiller Theatre

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

The Smell of Fear

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

'Mice escaped again@?'

What's Their Secret?

Horror writer.

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

Death By Mattress

"Did I like it? It frightened me to death! I had to close my eyes four times, my stomach is in knots, and I'll probably have nightmares for a week!... I loved it!"

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

"Really Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!"

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."

Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

'Today our special guest is Pamela, who will be telling us what it's like to have an extreme fear of being in the dark. To protect her identity we've placed her in a darkened studio.'

The Scream at the movie theater.

"And finally, would you say your fear of crime has increased?"

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'