Fear Chasers Gifts

Fear of the loud flush

Skiing.

"Here we are."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

The Smell of Fear

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

"Once more, with fury."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"Pencil eraser."

"We've got a problem."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Made all my investment decisions with a coin flip.

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

Artist Disappears When A Moose Shows Up

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

"Holy water, holy water...."

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'