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Fear of the loud flush

Skiing.

"Here we are."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

The Smell of Fear

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

"Once more, with fury."

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

"Pencil eraser."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"We've got a problem."

Made all my investment decisions with a coin flip.

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

"Holy water, holy water...."

Artist Disappears When A Moose Shows Up

"Papi, I heard something!"

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

'Dino never could stand heights.'

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'