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Phobias.

There are worse things than dining alone. Like dining with the bogeyman.

Horror movie: 'Can't Look, Won't Look.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

Skiing.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

The Smell of Fear

Letter writing lady.

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

"Once more, with fury."

"Pencil eraser."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Tango

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Made all my investment decisions with a coin flip.

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

'Dino never could stand heights.'

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'