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"We'd like to get away from it all in something that can take it all with us."

Motorbiker.

"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country."

"I'm slowly weaning myself off employment."

palm tree wings

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Born to be Wild

'Bullet-Train Hobos'-a hobo riding atop a very fast train with his dog.

'I haven't felt this giddy with freedom since I turned off my Blackberry!'

"All my wires and cords have banded together to stop me from going wireless!"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Reach for the Star.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

What else is there to wish for?

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

The star hunters

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

An early space launch attempt.

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."