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"And finally, would you say your fear of crime has increased?"

"You're the therapist - you make it go away."

'I feel on top of the world, panicky, dizzy and nauseated. I'm afraid of heights.'

'You know, you're even starting to scare me...'

'Relax, Mr Frobisher.'

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

"Just relax!"

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

'Honey, that spider's in the bath again!'

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

"I need to pee but I'm afraid to go alone."

Dr. Ken Bruns, Paranoia Specialist.

"Mom!! There's a kid on the ceiling!"

'He'll be alright Sir, once he stops being afraid of the dark.'

'Come on, I know you're in there.'

"I take it your mothers agoraphobia hasn't improved?"

"Really Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!"

"Are you sure the itsy bitsy spider went up there?"

Superman has Kryptonite, he has toenail clippers.

Fear of the dark support group.

'Okay,okay, I'll go in first and check for bugs!'

"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."

'What'll I do doctor? He's afraid to sleep alone?'

Paranoia! Just around the corner!

'Mice escaped again@?'

State University Research Lab into the Jitters and HebbieJeebies.

'How long have you had this fear of heights?'

'Today our special guest is Pamela, who will be telling us what it's like to have an extreme fear of being in the dark. To protect her identity we've placed her in a darkened studio.'

"I'm scared stiff of missing a morning call and finishing up in a pot like my dad..."

My Progress Towards Achieving My Goals

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

He decided to use Immersion Therapy to confront his hatred of broccoli.

Man fends off hat with hatstand

"I'm telling you, most people are terrified of coming in! I've seen kids and adults cry! No idea what's going on in there!"

"Is he still there?"