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"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

Lady reads book about beating phobias.

Customer: 'I'm looking for books to help me overcome my fear of mice and snakes.' Clerk: 'Oh. Eeeee-Books?'

'I wish you had come in to see me sooner, before your phobia had started running wild.'

I feel frightened.

"This is my first root canal, so if you feel like screaming do it now."

"All this talk of monsters in the closet has me worried now."

Insecurity guard: 'Are byou sure you didn't hear something- there it goes again!

The coward's way out.

'How long have you had this extreme fear of lifts?'

What's Their Secret?

AAAAGGGAAA! 'Relax! It's a bottomless pit!'

Dan had a number of pressing issues - which led to a standoff in the elevator.

Death By Mattress

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

The Smell of Fear

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Pencil eraser."

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'Mice escaped again@?'

"Doctor, your client with the multiple personality disorder, is on lines one, two, three and four."

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"No, I'm scarier."

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'You get to see the countryside, meet interesting characters and relax traveling this way. Besides, I'm scared of flying.'

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'