Phobia Face-off Challenger T-Shirts

'Doc, you've cured me of my white coat syndrome. Unfortunately, I'm afraid of clowns.'

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

"Pencil eraser."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

"Doctor, your client with the multiple personality disorder, is on lines one, two, three and four."

What's Their Secret?

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

Superhero with Acrophobia

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

'You get to see the countryside, meet interesting characters and relax traveling this way. Besides, I'm scared of flying.'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

Death By Mattress

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

Missile attending a 'Fear of flying course'

On the planet Clowny, they are afraid of us.

"Don't be afraid if you see a Martian. There's no such thing."

Telephone Phobics Society

'And why do you think you developed this overwhelming fear of couches?'

'Come back lads, it's 'armless.'

Customer: 'I'm looking for books to help me overcome my fear of mice and snakes.' Clerk: 'Oh. Eeeee-Books?'

'I wish you had come in to see me sooner, before your phobia had started running wild.'

"Help!"

Horse bolts from Horse-box it sees in a carpark.

Man in tuxedo afraid to fire his gun.