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'Doc, you've cured me of my white coat syndrome. Unfortunately, I'm afraid of clowns.'

Dog Nightmares

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

"Pencil eraser."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

What's Their Secret?

"Doctor, your client with the multiple personality disorder, is on lines one, two, three and four."

I just can't understand Ho9w anyone could be afraid of clowns.

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

I'm afraid of Chia Pets, doctor. Actually, Al, so am I. Either you're getting well, or I'm going nuts.

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

Superhero with Acrophobia

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

Death By Mattress

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

'You get to see the countryside, meet interesting characters and relax traveling this way. Besides, I'm scared of flying.'

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

On the planet Clowny, they are afraid of us.

Telephone Phobics Society

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

'Come back lads, it's 'armless.'

Missile attending a 'Fear of flying course'

Psychiatry. It's funny. You're a germaphobe and the last patient on that couch has a phobia about soap!

"Don't be afraid if you see a Martian. There's no such thing."

'And why do you think you developed this overwhelming fear of couches?'

'I wish you had come in to see me sooner, before your phobia had started running wild.'

'Repeat after me Mr. Chetney... 'Clowns will not hurt me. Clowns are my friends. They are not out to get me...'

Customer: 'I'm looking for books to help me overcome my fear of mice and snakes.' Clerk: 'Oh. Eeeee-Books?'

"Help!"

Horse bolts from Horse-box it sees in a carpark.