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'Your research is very promising. It's just a shame you're afraid of mice.'

'You the new man?'

'Now, Mrs. Jenkins, I'm going to try a slightly different approach to deal with your fear of spiders!'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

Phobias.

'He's very friendly. He'll even eat off your hand.'

'Repeat after me Mr. Chetney... 'Clowns will not hurt me. Clowns are my friends. They are not out to get me...'

"Ever think about taking the stairs?"

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

How long have you had this fear of heights?

'Wow-he's a big one.You're not afraid of bears,are you Al?'

Ophidiophobic Society 10k Run.

'Mom! That disease ... fear of vegetables. I got it.'

"Help!"

"Is this going to sting?"

Relativity: "Eeee, a tiny human!"

"You're not afraid of a little mouse are you George?"

"I just realized I'm hypo-allergenic!"

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"I see it, but it scampers away from the light."

Spider.

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

'You get to see the countryside, meet interesting characters and relax traveling this way. Besides, I'm scared of flying.'

Horse bolts from Horse-box it sees in a carpark.

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

Creepy Crawly Insect Phobia.

Brown Very Recluse Spider

'I have a thing about mice.'

"Now, if I could just conquer my fear of spiders..."

"You have a dental appointment on the 25th."

Sir, I love the line, "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself," but I think I'd remove "and clowns."

Aversion Therapy Unit

"Here we are."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'