Coulrophobia Conqueror T-Shirts

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'More specifically I have a fear of clowns that own fast food franchises.'

"Is he still there?"

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"Here we are."

What My Day Feels Like

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

'Dino never could stand heights.'

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"