Acrophobia Conqueror T-Shirts

How long have you had this fear of heights?

Overcoming Your Fear of Heights.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

"Papi, I heard something!"

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

Little Miss Muffet's Graduation.

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

Artist Disappears When A Moose Shows Up

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

'Dino never could stand heights.'

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

'I don't understand it! On earth he was deathly afraid of flying.'

Superhero with Acrophobia

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

'Your mommy is here as you requested, sire, to check for monsters under your throne!'