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'Darn! Restless Leg Syndrome!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

Dr Rimbone suffered terribly from 'Dentist's Block'.

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

'My mother is a black widow, my wife is a black widow...'

'Boy I freak out when slimy things touch my feet...'

'It's only a game of Snake and Ladders, Gillian.'

Horror

"I'm puzzled as to why we're not making much progress on your seventies-phobia."

'He won't go back into his house until I check to make sure the spider is gone.'

'Another nightmare, Billy? What genre - horror or thriller?'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'Honey, that spider's in the bath again!'

On Display At The Children's House Of Horrors

So how long have you had this fear of spiders ?

"Seriously? You're afraid of heights?"

'After St. Patrick drove all the snakes out of Ireland, what did they use to scare girls?'

Spider Horror Movies

"I see spiders on Mars! Do you know what that means? "we need to send an exterminator?"

"My name is Pennywise. My preferred pronoun is 'It.'"

Lady reads book about beating phobias.

Agoraphobic's shrine

'I hate snakes.'

Judge about to hit spider with mallet.

'I hate you, Al.'