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"I'm puzzled as to why we're not making much progress on your seventies-phobia."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

'Well, you have people pox.'

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

Unnatural History Museum

Fakir Shrink.

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

The Collective Unconscious

Dr Rimbone suffered terribly from 'Dentist's Block'.

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

Distilled Elephant

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

Sign Post at the Zoo Reads:'Lions, Tigers, Bears, and Oh-My.'

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

'It's only a game of Snake and Ladders, Gillian.'

Community Bed de Luxe

'Another nightmare, Billy? What genre - horror or thriller?'

Ice fishing on a floating sheet of ice.

"Have you tried wearing a beret set at a jaunty angle?"

'Boy I freak out when slimy things touch my feet...'

On Display At The Children's House Of Horrors

The shopping trolley up Everest.