Quirky Phobia Explorer Gifts

"I'm puzzled as to why we're not making much progress on your seventies-phobia."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

The first transatlantic communication.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

'Well, you have people pox.'

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

Fakir Shrink.

Unnatural History Museum

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

The Collective Unconscious

Distilled Elephant

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'

Dr Rimbone suffered terribly from 'Dentist's Block'.

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

Sign Post at the Zoo Reads:'Lions, Tigers, Bears, and Oh-My.'

'Another nightmare, Billy? What genre - horror or thriller?'

Ice fishing on a floating sheet of ice.

"Have you tried wearing a beret set at a jaunty angle?"

'Boy I freak out when slimy things touch my feet...'

Community Bed de Luxe

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

'It's only a game of Snake and Ladders, Gillian.'

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On Display At The Children's House Of Horrors