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'Well, you have people pox.'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Don Quixote

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

"When you sit down, you get a shock. Open a book, you get a shock. Write something, another shock. It's a typical psychology class."

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

The first transatlantic communication.

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Fly fishing.

Fakir Shrink.

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

"I'd say it's a fungal infection."

Unnatural History Museum

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

The Collective Unconscious

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"

Snakeboarding.

"In your wildest dreams, did you ever think you'd one day be cruising the Gulf of Mexico?"

Tandem cyclists

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

Distilled Elephant

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

The Water Diviner