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'Well, you have people pox.'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Don Quixote

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"When you sit down, you get a shock. Open a book, you get a shock. Write something, another shock. It's a typical psychology class."

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Fly fishing.

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Fakir Shrink.

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

Unnatural History Museum

"I'd say it's a fungal infection."

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

The Collective Unconscious

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

"In your wildest dreams, did you ever think you'd one day be cruising the Gulf of Mexico?"

Snakeboarding.

Tandem cyclists

Distilled Elephant

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

The Water Diviner

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'