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(Ahem) Dear Patrons, an announcement: My new collection of spoken-word poetry drops next week. Three hours of rhythmic wisdom accompanied by the constant sound of an iMac booting up … and I'm about to treat you all to a free sneak preview. Get back to work. AHEM ...

Marimba

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Saxophone Player.

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Computer Music

Snake with headphones.

The first transatlantic communication.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

The Invention of Bagpipes

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"I call it 'You kids turn down that so-called music. I can't even hear myself scream.'"

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

'Well, you have people pox.'

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

Fakir Shrink.

Cowpunk

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

Unnatural History Museum

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

"Now. Hear. This."

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

Gramophone Headphone

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

Distilled Elephant

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."