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Marimba

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Saxophone Player.

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Computer Music

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

Snake with headphones.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

The Invention of Bagpipes

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

Unnatural History Museum

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

'Well, you have people pox.'

Fakir Shrink.

Cowpunk

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

Earplugs £2 a Pair

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

Gramophone Headphone

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

Distilled Elephant

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

"Now. Hear. This."