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'He's nice for an old guy, but that Lawrence Welk ring tone of his creeps me out.'

Artist and Musician

"Tong!"

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

My other cello is a Stradivari

Football Crazy strip six

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

The Gong

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'What's wrong with you?'

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

Older and wiser

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

"Apropo of nothing, would you still love me if I were a sausage?"

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

Unconventional Music Player

"Congratulations, I now (phonetically) pronounce you Charles and Katherine Henderson."

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

Must be one of those underground bands.

Before she disciplined a student, Principal Helen Edelman played recordings of previous visitors to her office.

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

"Let me through - I'm a Sound Recordist!"

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."