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Cowpunk

"They told me I was going places. They just never told me where."

"You won't need those. The recital hall is parent-friendly – it was designed as one big dead spot!"

Marimba

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Saxophone Player.

Guitar Man.

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Edison invents the personal stereo

Musical Web

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"The subwoofers really help."

Joe Henry

Computer Music

Frank Zappa

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

Snake with headphones.

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Musician's Fishing Trip

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

The Invention of Bagpipes

Recording Studio

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

"I call it 'You kids turn down that so-called music. I can't even hear myself scream.'"

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

At the CD shop.

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'