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For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Big Bang Theory.

Bright idea

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

A man looks up at the earth

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Slinky Cow World

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Baby rocks!

Diving Cat.

Emergency exit into Space

Beyond the known and the unknown.

The Big Tipper

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"Space exploration"

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

Robot Painter

Brainstorm in progress.

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'Careful! A spark could start a new universe.'

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'