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For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Big Bang Theory.

Bright idea

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Slinky Cow World

A man looks up at the earth

Baby rocks!

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Diving Cat.

The Big Tipper

Emergency exit into Space

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Robot Painter

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"Space exploration"

Brainstorm in progress.

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

'Careful! A spark could start a new universe.'