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The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The interested bystanders.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"A little help, please."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Sunbathing in the park

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Baby rocks!

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Igloo for birds.