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"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

'We have to build an ark -- We're in for a MAJOR downsizing.'

'Unicorn overboard!!'

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

The advent of profanity: Noah to 3 monkeys: 'Only pairs are allowed on my ark, so one of you has to go!'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"For the trip, I also got us two of each kind of donut."

The chosen few

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

The polar olympics

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

Polar bears

Can I have a look at the map?

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'Pull...'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."