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"This is a hard hat area."

'Do you have a dental plan?'

'No, no, no...this is Eric's ark, Noah's is three arks down.'

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Fresh pepper?"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."