Ark Enthusiasts Gifts

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

"This is a hard hat area."

'Do you have a dental plan?'

'No, no, no...this is Eric's ark, Noah's is three arks down.'

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Fresh pepper?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs