Ark Admirers Gifts

'What with global warming and all, I'm sure he'll come down on his asking price.'

Animals crossing (to get to the Ark).

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

Jurassic Ark

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Why do leaves change color?"

'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

"I had that dream again...the one where I'm falling."

No Double Parking

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

The First Commuters

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

"Do you think that our government is taking sufficient measures against global warming?"

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."