Ark Admirers Gifts

'What with global warming and all, I'm sure he'll come down on his asking price.'

Animals crossing (to get to the Ark).

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

Jurassic Ark

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"Why do leaves change color?"

'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

"I had that dream again...the one where I'm falling."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

The First Commuters

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

Ark under giant brolly.

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

"Do you think that our government is taking sufficient measures against global warming?"

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."