Ark Tale Admirer Gifts

'The breaker - state in twenty words or less why you and your mate should represent your species on the ark.'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Fishing Tales

Neptune

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

Reasonableman

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Well did he?"

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"That's right kiddo, I'm one of the original band members of the Musicians of Bremen..."

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

No Double Parking

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

A Salmon Lie

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'