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'The breaker - state in twenty words or less why you and your mate should represent your species on the ark.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Fishing Tales

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Neptune

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"Well did he?"

Reasonableman

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"That's right kiddo, I'm one of the original band members of the Musicians of Bremen..."

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

A Salmon Lie

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.