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'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Larry's used art

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Alien David statue

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Use your imagination.

Where Indian ink came from.

Children's artwork exhibition.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Mr. Punch in Venice

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Cat with Nine Still Lives

What's an Imax cave?

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Candle Portraits.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"The overthinker"

Klimt Kiss Phones

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

The Selfie