Ark Art Lover Mugs

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

Larry's used art

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Venus

The height of fashion in 1796

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Children's artwork exhibition.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Use your imagination.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Where Indian ink came from.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Klimt Kiss Phones

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Wagging Dog

Candle Portraits.

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"The overthinker"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

The Selfie

Cat with Nine Still Lives