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'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

'I love the frame on this one!'

Rugby heaven

"I love his work, it's off the wall!"

'Inhale...exhale...inhale...exhale...'

Con artists.

"Welcome to 'Introductory Splatter Painting'."

Mr. Finshley does not want to be disturbed for the duration of the board meeting.

'Who's the new guy?'

Changing The Dollar Bill

Still Lives: 'What's wrong, don't you love me anymore?'

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"So, you're an existencilist?"

A trompe l'oeil husband

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

'Turns out, M.C.Escher was the brains behind the animal smuggling scam.'

'Look at me while I'm talking to you!'

Walk like an Egyptian...

Prisoner

"Is this necessary? I already confessed."

"Forget about the non-pedigree bit! He turned up on a first date with a sketchbook and drew a portrait of you?! Bestie, he's a keeper alright!"

"Hey wait a second! Aren't we standing too close together?"

Complaint Department Venus De Milo

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"You're not even wearing underpants!"

"Ey, Salvador, why you no make sandcastles like other kids?"

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

"And to celebrate our 50th anniversary, Baryshnikov and company."

Silent Scream

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

"What's that hiding behind your ear?"

"First it was a real one. Then artificial. Now it's completely conceptual."