Ark Architecture Admirer Gifts

Noah suddenly regrets using the IKEA flatpack end-of-the-world Ark design.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Luxury cruise you said!'

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"It's cool – God told us to!"

Cat statues on entrance gate

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

I love the Shard

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'Greenwich in the Season'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

The High Line at Giza

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Your Home Remodel Team

"Do you smell something?"

Bankside

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Blok drives by New York City.